Territory Stories

The Terrotarian : Rotary Club of Darwin

Details:

Title

The Terrotarian : Rotary Club of Darwin

Other title

Bulletin : Rotary Club of Darwin

Collection

The Terrotarian : Rotary Club of Darwin; E-Journals; PublicationNT

Date

2015-07-16

Description

Made available via the Publications (Legal Deposit) Act 2004 (NT).; This publication contains may contain links to external sites. These external sites may no longer be active.

Notes

This publication contains many links to external sites. These external sites may no longer be active.

Language

English

Subject

Rotary Club of Darwin -- Periodicals.; Clubs -- Northern Territory -- Periodicals.

Publisher name

Rotary Club of Darwin

Place of publication

Darwin (N.T.)

Copyright owner

Check within Publication or with content Publisher.

Parent handle

https://hdl.handle.net/10070/257892

Citation address

https://hdl.handle.net/10070/507722

Page content

A young man with prospects A man went into a Birmingham supermarket and tried to buy half a cauliflower. The young greens produce assistant told him that they sold only whole cauliflowers. The man persisted, asked to see the manager and the boy went to find him. Walking into the stock room, the boy said to his manager, "Some idiot out there wants to buy half a cauliflower." As he finished his sentence, he turned to find the customer standing right behind him, so he added, "And this gentleman has kindly offered to buy the other half." The manager approved the deal and the man went on his way. Later the manager said to the boy, "I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of that situation earlier. We like people here who think on their feet. Where are you from, son?" "LLANELLI, sir," the boy replied. "Why did you leave LLANELLI ?" the manager asked. The boy said, "Sir, there's nothing there but prostitutes and rugby players." "Really?" said the manager. "My wife is from LLANELLI." Youre kidding! replied the boy. What position did she play? Kym Burgess Ray Fauntleroy Bush mechanic Scruffy Henry