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The Northern Territory news Fri 30 Aug 2013

Details:

Title

The Northern Territory news Fri 30 Aug 2013

Other title

NT news

Collection

The Northern Territory news; NewspaperNT

Date

2013-08-30

Description

This publication contains may contain links to external sites. These external sites may no longer be active.

Language

English

Subject

Community newspapers -- Northern Territory -- Darwin; Australian newspapers -- Northern Territory -- Darwin

Publisher name

News Corp Australia

Place of publication

Darwin

File type

application/pdf

Use

Copyright. Made available by the publisher under licence.

Copyright owner

News Corp Australia

License

https://www.legislation.gov.au/Series/C1968A00063

Parent handle

https://hdl.handle.net/10070/247451

Citation address

https://hdl.handle.net/10070/576929

Page content

36 NT NEWS. Friday, August 30, 2013. www.ntnews.com.au P U B : N T N E W S D A T E : 3 0 -A U G -2 0 1 3 P A G E : 3 6 C O L O R : C M Y K COMICS AND TV l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l ntnews.com.au Zits Insanity Streak Snake Tales Swamp 3 0 0 8 1 3 Start the day with a laugh AMAN pulls into a crowded parking lot and rolls down the car windows tomake sure his dog had fresh air. The dog was stretched out in the back seat, and the guy wanted to impress upon him that hemust remain there. Hewalks to the kerb backward, pointing his finger at the car and saying emphatically, Now you stay. Do you hearme? Stay! The driver of a nearby car gave the guy a startled look. I dont know about you,man, he said incredulously. But I usually just putmy car in park. AFTER being arrested for robbery, Quinn hired the best lawyer in town. Look, the crook said, Ive got nearly amillion in cash inmybank box. Can you getmeoff? The lawyer said, Believe me, pal, youwill never go to prisonwith that kind ofmoney. And sure enough, he did not. Hewent to prison flat broke. Todays quiz 1.Apilaster is an ornamental architectural featuremade to resemble a: Column,window, door or tree? 2.Alma, BrownTurkey, Desert King, Italian Black, and Kadota are types ofwhat fruit/plant? 3. Inwhich part of the human body do red blood cells develop? 4.What comet is responsible for the Perseidmeteor shower, throughwhich Earth passes every July/August? 5.The Fastnet Race is a prestigious competition in: Fishing, yachting, computer gaming or butterfly catching? ANSWERS: 1. Column2. Figs 3. Bone marrow4. Swift-Tuttle 5. Yachting


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