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The Northern Territory news Fri 12 Jul 2013

Details:

Title

The Northern Territory news Fri 12 Jul 2013

Other title

NT news

Collection

The Northern Territory news; NewspaperNT

Date

2013-07-12

Description

This publication contains may contain links to external sites. These external sites may no longer be active.

Language

English

Subject

Community newspapers -- Northern Territory -- Darwin; Australian newspapers -- Northern Territory -- Darwin

Publisher name

News Corp Australia

Place of publication

Darwin

File type

application/pdf

Use

Copyright. Made available by the publisher under licence.

Copyright owner

News Corp Australia

License

https://www.legislation.gov.au/Series/C1968A00063

Parent handle

https://hdl.handle.net/10070/246750

Citation address

https://hdl.handle.net/10070/581298

Page content

www.ntnews.com.au Friday, July 12, 2013. NT NEWS. 41 P U B : NTNE-WS-DA-TE:12-JGE:41 CO-LO-R: C-M Y-K ntnews.com.au l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l COMICS AND TV Start the day with a laugh WHENRuperts printer type began to grow faint, he called a local repair shopwhere a friendlyman informedhim that the printer probably needed only to be cleaned. Because the store charged $50 for such cleanings, he told himhemight be better off reading the printersmanual and trying the job himself. Pleasantly surprised by his honesty, Rupert asked: Does your boss know that you discourage business? Actually, itsmy bosss idea, the employee replied sheepishly. We usuallymakemoremoney on repairs ifwe let people try to fix things themselves first. YOU are a cheat! shouted the attorney to his opponent. And youre a liar! bellowed the opposition. Banging his gavel loudly, the judge interjected: Now that both attorneys have been identified for the record, lets get on with the case. Todays quiz 1.What kind of poetry is annoying inTheHitchHikers guide to the Galaxy? 2.What country did Vietnam gain its independence from back in 1954? 3.What is the nameof the 2009 comedy film based on Jon Ronsons book about the USmilitarys investigations into the use of psychic powers inwarfare? 4. In the year 1700, Luxembourg, Naples,Milan, Sicily and Sardinia belonged towhichmonarchy? 5. Inwhich film does Robert deNiro play a terrorist plumber namedArchibald Harry Tuttle ? ANSWERS: 1. Vogon; 2. France; 3. The MenWhoStare at Goats; 4. Spanish; 5. Brazil. Zits Insanity Streak Snake Tales Swamp 1 2 0 7 1 3


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