Territory Stories

The Northern Territory news Tue 2 Apr 2013

Details:

Title

The Northern Territory news Tue 2 Apr 2013

Other title

NT news

Collection

The Northern Territory news; NewspaperNT

Date

2013-04-02

Description

This publication contains may contain links to external sites. These external sites may no longer be active.

Language

English

Subject

Community newspapers -- Northern Territory -- Darwin; Australian newspapers -- Northern Territory -- Darwin

Publisher name

Nationwide News Pty. Limited

Place of publication

Darwin

File type

application/pdf

Use

Copyright. Made available by the publisher under licence.

Copyright owner

Nationwide News Pty. Limited

License

https://www.legislation.gov.au/Details/C2019C00042

Parent handle

https://hdl.handle.net/10070/244764

Citation address

https://hdl.handle.net/10070/592280

Page content

www.ntnews.com.au Tuesday, April 2, 2013. NT NEWS. 29 P U B : NTNE-WS-DA-TE:2-APGE:29 CO-LO-R: C-M Y-K ntnews.com.aul l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l COMICS AND TV Zits Insanity Streak Snake Tales Swamp 0 2 0 4 1 3 Start the day with a laugh AMAN is being interviewed for a job. What are your qualifications for the job of nightwatchman? asks the employer, The slightest noise wakesmeup. DOCTOR, you toldme I have amonth to live and then you sentme a bill for $1000! I cant pay that before the end of themonth! OK, you have sixmonths to live. FROM a cruise ship the passengers can see a beardedman on a small islandwho is shouting and desperatelywaving his hands. Who is that guy? a passenger asks the captain. Ive no idea. Every yearwhenwepass, he goesmad. DOC! theman yells. Ive lostmymemory! Calm down, Sir.When did this happen, asks the doctor. Theman looks at himblankly. When didwhat happen? Todays quiz 1.According to the Bible,who wasKing Solomons father? 2.Tritanopia is a visual defect characterised by the inability to discernwhich two colours? 3. Fictional character Detective Inspector John Rebuswas created bywhich author? 4.Originating in France,what is the nameof the small ball of choux pastry, usually filled with creamand often covered with chocolate? 5.Tartarology is the study of what? ANSWERS: 1. KingDavid; 2. Blue and yellow; 3. IanRankin; 4. Profiterole; 5. Hell.