Territory Stories

The Northern Territory news Sat 17 Nov 2012

Details:

Title

The Northern Territory news Sat 17 Nov 2012

Other title

NT news

Collection

The Northern Territory news; NewspaperNT

Date

2012-11-17

Description

This publication contains may contain links to external sites. These external sites may no longer be active.

Language

English

Subject

Community newspapers -- Northern Territory -- Darwin; Australian newspapers -- Northern Territory -- Darwin

Publisher name

Nationwide News Pty. Limited

Place of publication

Darwin

File type

application/pdf

Use

Copyright. Made available by the publisher under licence.

Copyright owner

Nationwide News Pty. Limited

License

https://www.legislation.gov.au/Details/C2019C00042

Parent handle

https://hdl.handle.net/10070/242748

Citation address

https://hdl.handle.net/10070/605787

Page content

www.ntnews.com.au Saturday, November 17, 2012. NT NEWS. 35 P U B : NTNE-WS-DA-TE:17-NGE:35 CO-LO-R: C-M Y-K ntnews.com.aul l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l COMICS AND TV Zits Insanity Streak Snake Tales Swamp 1 7 1 1 1 2 Start the day with a laugh AN IDIOTwas hired to paint awhite line down the middle of the highway. On the first day, he got off to a good start and he painted awhite line 10km long. The next day, however, he painted a line only 6km long. On the third day, hewas down to less than 3km long. Finally, his boss asked him whyhewas doing less and less each day. The idiot replied: I guess it takesme longer and longer to get back to the bucket each day. TWO guysmeet in the middle of the desert. One is carrying a car door, the other an umbrella. The onewith the car door says to the guywith the umbrella: Why are you carrying that umbrella around, it isnt going to rain in the desert? Towhich the guywith the umbrella replies: It keeps meout of the sun! By the way,why are you carrying around that car door, you dont even have a car to go with it? The guywith the car door says: Yeah,well at least if I get too hot from the sun I can just roll down the window! Todays quiz 1.Whichmotorcycle stuntman set aworld record in February, 1971, by jumping 19 cars? 2.Which animal is the symbol of theUSRepublican political party? 3.American singer Katheryn Hudson is better knownby what name? 4.What colour Cadillac did Bruce Springsteen sing about in 1984? 5.Which nuts are traditionally used tomake pesto sauce? ANSWERS: 1. Evel Knievel; 2. Elephant; 3. KatyPerry; 4. Pink; 5. Pinenuts.