The Northern Territory news Wed 5 Sep 2012
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2012-09-05
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36 NT NEWS. Wednesday, September 5, 2012. www.ntnews.com.au P U B : N T N E W S D A T E : 5 -S E P -2 0 1 2 P A G E : 3 6 C O L O R : C M Y K COMICS AND TV l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l ntnews.com.au Start the day with a laugh TWO priestswere going on vacation and decided theywouldmake it a real holiday by notwearing anything thatwould identify themas clergy. As soon as the plane landed, they headed for a store and bought outrageous shorts and shirts. Next morning theywent to the beach in their tourist garb andwere enjoying the scenerywhen a gorgeous blonde in a bikini came walking towards them. They couldnt help but stare as she smiled and said, Goodmorning, Fathers, then passed on by. Theywere stunned. Howhad she recognised themas priests? The next day they bought even more outrageous outfits and again settled on the beach. After awhile, the sameblonde,wearing an even tinier bikini, came towards themagain. Again, she approached themand said, Good morning, Fathers. Unable to stand it, one priest jumped up and said, Just a minute, young lady. Yes, we are priests, and proud of it, but how in theworld did you know? Oh, dont you recogniseme? said the girl. Take a good look, now close your eyes and add a hat and gown. Im Sister Angela! Todays quiz 1. Shrove Tuesday falls duringwhichmonth of the year? 2.What is the hardest substance known toman? 3.Which elementmakes iron rust? 4.WhoplayedMr Brown in the 1991 filmReservoir Dogs? 5. In poetry, howmany lines are in a clerihew? ANSWERS: 1. February; 2. Diamond; 3. Oxygen; 4. Quentin Tarantino; 5. Four.