Territory Stories

The Northern Territory news Wed 5 Sep 2012

Details:

Title

The Northern Territory news Wed 5 Sep 2012

Other title

NT news

Collection

The Northern Territory news; NewspaperNT

Date

2012-09-05

Description

This publication contains may contain links to external sites. These external sites may no longer be active.

Language

English

Subject

Community newspapers -- Northern Territory -- Darwin; Australian newspapers -- Northern Territory -- Darwin

Publisher name

Nationwide News Pty. Limited

Place of publication

Darwin

File type

application/pdf

Use

Copyright. Made available by the publisher under licence.

Copyright owner

Nationwide News Pty. Limited

License

https://www.legislation.gov.au/Series/C1968A00063

Parent handle

https://hdl.handle.net/10070/242024

Citation address

https://hdl.handle.net/10070/612420

Page content

36 NT NEWS. Wednesday, September 5, 2012. www.ntnews.com.au P U B : N T N E W S D A T E : 5 -S E P -2 0 1 2 P A G E : 3 6 C O L O R : C M Y K COMICS AND TV l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l ntnews.com.au Start the day with a laugh TWO priestswere going on vacation and decided theywouldmake it a real holiday by notwearing anything thatwould identify themas clergy. As soon as the plane landed, they headed for a store and bought outrageous shorts and shirts. Next morning theywent to the beach in their tourist garb andwere enjoying the scenerywhen a gorgeous blonde in a bikini came walking towards them. They couldnt help but stare as she smiled and said, Goodmorning, Fathers, then passed on by. Theywere stunned. Howhad she recognised themas priests? The next day they bought even more outrageous outfits and again settled on the beach. After awhile, the sameblonde,wearing an even tinier bikini, came towards themagain. Again, she approached themand said, Good morning, Fathers. Unable to stand it, one priest jumped up and said, Just a minute, young lady. Yes, we are priests, and proud of it, but how in theworld did you know? Oh, dont you recogniseme? said the girl. Take a good look, now close your eyes and add a hat and gown. Im Sister Angela! Todays quiz 1. Shrove Tuesday falls duringwhichmonth of the year? 2.What is the hardest substance known toman? 3.Which elementmakes iron rust? 4.WhoplayedMr Brown in the 1991 filmReservoir Dogs? 5. In poetry, howmany lines are in a clerihew? ANSWERS: 1. February; 2. Diamond; 3. Oxygen; 4. Quentin Tarantino; 5. Four.