The Northern Territory news Wed 20 Jun 2012
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2012-06-20
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www.ntnews.com.au Wednesday, June 20, 2012. NT NEWS. 25 P U B : NTNE-WS-DA-TE:20-JGE:25 CO-LO-R: C-M Y-K ntnews.com.aul l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l COMICS AND TV Zits Insanity Streak Snake Tales Swamp 2 0 0 6 1 2 Start the day with a laugh TWO elderly coupleswere enjoying friendly conversationwhen one of themen asked the other, Fred, howwas thememory clinic youwent to last month? Outstanding, Fred replied. They taught us all the latest psychological techniques: Visualisation, association, etc. It was great. Thats great! Andwhatwas the nameof the clinic? Fredwent blank. He thought and thought, but couldnt remember. Then a smile broke across his face and he asked, What do you call that flowerwith the long stem and thorns? Youmean a rose? Yes, thats it! He turned to hiswife, Rose,whatwas the name of thatmemory clinic? A MAN hadnt been feeling well, so hewent to his doctor for a complete medical check-up. Afterward, the doctor came outwith the results. Im afraid I have some very bad news, the doctor said. Youre dying, and you dont havemuch time left. Oh, thats terrible! said the man. Give it tome straight, Doc. How long have I got? Ten, the doctor said. Ten? theman asked. Tenwhat?Months? Weeks?What?! Nine . . . Todays quiz 1. Inwhich yearwas the Battle of Britain? 2. The Ebro River is inwhich country? 3. What is the 19th letter of the Greek alphabet? 4. WhichUSPresidentwas assassinated in 1881? 5. What is the basic currency of Brazil? ANSWERS: 1. 1940; 2. Spain; 3. Tau; 4. James Garfield; 5. Real.