Territory Stories

The Northern Territory news Wed 20 Jun 2012

Details:

Title

The Northern Territory news Wed 20 Jun 2012

Other title

NT news

Collection

The Northern Territory news; NewspaperNT

Date

2012-06-20

Description

This publication contains may contain links to external sites. These external sites may no longer be active.

Language

English

Subject

Community newspapers -- Northern Territory -- Darwin; Australian newspapers -- Northern Territory -- Darwin

Publisher name

Nationwide News Pty. Limited

Place of publication

Darwin

File type

application/pdf

Use

Copyright. Made available by the publisher under licence.

Copyright owner

Nationwide News Pty. Limited

License

https://www.legislation.gov.au/Series/C1968A00063

Parent handle

https://hdl.handle.net/10070/241367

Citation address

https://hdl.handle.net/10070/619661

Page content

www.ntnews.com.au Wednesday, June 20, 2012. NT NEWS. 25 P U B : NTNE-WS-DA-TE:20-JGE:25 CO-LO-R: C-M Y-K ntnews.com.aul l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l COMICS AND TV Zits Insanity Streak Snake Tales Swamp 2 0 0 6 1 2 Start the day with a laugh TWO elderly coupleswere enjoying friendly conversationwhen one of themen asked the other, Fred, howwas thememory clinic youwent to last month? Outstanding, Fred replied. They taught us all the latest psychological techniques: Visualisation, association, etc. It was great. Thats great! Andwhatwas the nameof the clinic? Fredwent blank. He thought and thought, but couldnt remember. Then a smile broke across his face and he asked, What do you call that flowerwith the long stem and thorns? Youmean a rose? Yes, thats it! He turned to hiswife, Rose,whatwas the name of thatmemory clinic? A MAN hadnt been feeling well, so hewent to his doctor for a complete medical check-up. Afterward, the doctor came outwith the results. Im afraid I have some very bad news, the doctor said. Youre dying, and you dont havemuch time left. Oh, thats terrible! said the man. Give it tome straight, Doc. How long have I got? Ten, the doctor said. Ten? theman asked. Tenwhat?Months? Weeks?What?! Nine . . . Todays quiz 1. Inwhich yearwas the Battle of Britain? 2. The Ebro River is inwhich country? 3. What is the 19th letter of the Greek alphabet? 4. WhichUSPresidentwas assassinated in 1881? 5. What is the basic currency of Brazil? ANSWERS: 1. 1940; 2. Spain; 3. Tau; 4. James Garfield; 5. Real.