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The Northern Territory news Wed 14 Mar 2012

Details:

Title

The Northern Territory news Wed 14 Mar 2012

Other title

NT news

Collection

The Northern Territory news; NewspaperNT

Date

2012-03-14

Description

This publication contains may contain links to external sites. These external sites may no longer be active.

Language

English

Subject

Community newspapers -- Northern Territory -- Darwin; Australian newspapers -- Northern Territory -- Darwin

Publisher name

Nationwide News Pty. Limited

Place of publication

Darwin

File type

application/pdf

Use

Copyright. Made available by the publisher under licence.

Copyright owner

Nationwide News Pty. Limited

License

https://www.legislation.gov.au/Series/C1968A00063

Parent handle

https://hdl.handle.net/10070/238758

Citation address

https://hdl.handle.net/10070/630608

Page content

www.ntnews.com.au Wednesday, March 14, 2012. NT NEWS. 35 P U B : NTNE-WS-DA-TE:14-GE:35 CO-LO-R: C-M Y-K ntnews.com.aul l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l COMICS AND TV Start the day with a laugh AYOUNGwaiter approached his first customer, a big burly truck driver. The youngmanwalked up to the tablewhere the truck driverwas sitting and asked, Can I take your order, sir? The truck driver replied, Sure kid Iwant three flat tyres and twoheadlights. The youngmanwas very puzzled and said, I beg your pardon? The truck driver said again, I want three flat tyres and twoheadlights. The youngmanwas still puzzled, but replied, Yes sir, whatever. Thewaiter then took the request to the head cook. He told him about the truck drivers order. The head cook said, I knowwhat hewants, he wants three pancakes and two eggs sunny side up. The truck driver is just being smart, I knowhim. The cook then handed the waiter a bowl of baked beans and sent himback over to the table. The truck driver looks at the bowl and angrily said, Listen kid, I didnt order this. I said Iwanted three flat tyres and two headlights. Thewaiter replied, Well sir, the head cook said while youwait for your parts, you can gas up. Todays quiz 1. The process of remuage is used in the production ofwhat? 2.Whowrote the novelTess of theDUrbervilles? 3. Viernes is Spanish for which day of theweek? 4.What is the first day of Lent called? 5. Invar is an alloy ofwhich twometals? ANSWERS: 1. Sparklingwine; 2. ThomasHardy; 3. Friday; 4. Ash Wednesday; 5. Nickel and iron.