Territory Stories

The Northern Territory news Fri 17 Feb 2012

Details:

Title

The Northern Territory news Fri 17 Feb 2012

Other title

NT news

Collection

The Northern Territory news; NewspaperNT

Date

2012-02-17

Description

This publication contains may contain links to external sites. These external sites may no longer be active.

Language

English

Subject

Community newspapers -- Northern Territory -- Darwin; Australian newspapers -- Northern Territory -- Darwin

Publisher name

Nationwide News Pty. Limited

Place of publication

Darwin

File type

application/pdf

Use

Copyright. Made available by the publisher under licence.

Copyright owner

Nationwide News Pty. Limited

License

https://www.legislation.gov.au/Series/C1968A00063

Parent handle

https://hdl.handle.net/10070/238428

Citation address

https://hdl.handle.net/10070/632369

Page content

www.ntnews.com.au Friday, February 17, 2012. NT NEWS. 41 P U B : NTNE-WS-DA-TE:17-FGE:41 CO-LO-R: C-M Y-K ntnews.com.aul l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l COMICS AND TV Zits Insanity Streak Snake Tales Swamp 1 7 0 2 1 2 Start the day with a laugh ONE day a college professorwas greeting his new college class. He stood up in front of the class and asked if anyone was amoron, and if they were, they should stand. After aminute a young man stood up. The professor then asked the kid if he actually thought hewas amoron. The kid replied: No, I just didntwant to see you standing there all by yourself. THREE friends die in an accident and, upon their arrival at heaven, they are all asked: When you are in your casket and family and friends aremourning upon you,whatwould you like to hear them say about you? The firstman says: I would like to hear them say that Iwas a great doctor ofmy time and a great familyman. The secondman says: I would like to hear that I was awonderful husband and school teacherwho made a huge difference to childrens lives. The lastman replies: Id like to hear them say Look! Hesmoving! Todays quiz 1. What did fictional detective SherlockHolmes keep in the toe of his Persian slipper? 2. On a standard dartboard, what number lies opposite 17? 3. Geel is Dutch forwhich colour? 4. Which British author and campaigner forwomens rights, born in 1880,was a pioneer of birth control? 5.What is the nameof the sea which lies between the Philippines andBorneo? ANSWERS: 1. Tobacco; 2. Five; 3. Yellow; 4. Marie Stopes; 5. The Sulu Sea.