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The Northern Territory news Wed 22 Feb 2012

Details:

Title

The Northern Territory news Wed 22 Feb 2012

Other title

NT news

Collection

The Northern Territory news; NewspaperNT

Date

2012-02-22

Description

This publication contains may contain links to external sites. These external sites may no longer be active.

Language

English

Subject

Community newspapers -- Northern Territory -- Darwin; Australian newspapers -- Northern Territory -- Darwin

Publisher name

Nationwide News Pty. Limited

Place of publication

Darwin

File type

application/pdf

Use

Copyright. Made available by the publisher under licence.

Copyright owner

Nationwide News Pty. Limited

License

https://www.legislation.gov.au/Series/C1968A00063

Parent handle

https://hdl.handle.net/10070/238401

Citation address

https://hdl.handle.net/10070/633138

Page content

www.ntnews.com.au Wednesday, February 22, 2012. NT NEWS. 33 P U B : NTNE-WS-DA-TE:22-FGE:33 CO-LO-R: C-M Y-K ntnews.com.aul l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l COMICS AND TV Zits Insanity Streak Snake Tales Swamp 2 2 0 2 1 2 Start the day with a laugh A MAN went to his lawyer and said: I would like to make awill, but I dont knowhow to go about it. The lawyer replied: Not a problem. Leave it all to me. Theman looked somewhat upset and said: I knewyouwere going to take a big portion, but I would like to leave a little tomy family too! TWO businessmen arrive at the pub and order a couple of drinks. They then take sandwiches from their briefcases and begin to eat them. Seeing this, the angry publican approaches themand says: Excuseme, but you cannot eat your own sandwiches in here! The two look at each other, shrug and swap sandwiches. A POLICEMAN spotted a jaywalker and decided to challenge him. Why are you trying to cross here when theres a zebra crossing only 20metres away? he asked. Well, replied the jaywalker. I hope its having better luck thanme. I THOUGHT I wanted a career. Turns out I just wanted pay cheques. Todays quiz 1. A surgeonwould perform brachioplasty onwhich part of the body? 2. WhichWorldWar II battle was officially known as The ArdennesOffensive? 3. In ornithology,what are remiges? 4. Which chemical element does Li represent in the Periodic Table? 5. Tahir Square is inwhich North African city? ANSWERS: 1. Arms; 2. Battle of the Bulge; 3. Flight feathers/quill; 4. Lithium; 5. Cairo.


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