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The Northern Territory news Thu 19 Jan 2012

Details:

Title

The Northern Territory news Thu 19 Jan 2012

Other title

NT news

Collection

The Northern Territory news; NewspaperNT

Date

2012-01-19

Description

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Language

English

Subject

Community newspapers -- Northern Territory -- Darwin; Australian newspapers -- Northern Territory -- Darwin

Publisher name

Nationwide News Pty. Limited

Place of publication

Darwin

File type

application/pdf

Use

Copyright. Made available by the publisher under licence.

Copyright owner

Nationwide News Pty. Limited

License

https://www.legislation.gov.au/Series/C1968A00063

Parent handle

https://hdl.handle.net/10070/237907

Citation address

https://hdl.handle.net/10070/636075

Page content

28 NT NEWS. Thursday, January 19, 2012. www.ntnews.com.au P U B : N T N E W S D A T E : 1 9 -J A N -2 0 1 2 P A G E : 2 8 C O L O R : C M Y K COMICS AND TV l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l ntnews.com.au Zits Insanity Streak Snake Tales Swamp 1 9 0 1 1 2 Start the day with a laugh THERE is this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half an hour. Then, this big troublemaking truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy and just drinks it all down. The poorman starts sobbing heavily. The truck driver says: Comeon,man. I was just joking. Here, Ill buy you another drink. I just cant stand to see aman cry. No, its not that. This day is theworst ofmy life. First, I fall asleep and I go late tomy office. My boss, outrageous, firesme. When I leave the building, tomy car, I found out itwas stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home andwhen I leave it, I remember I leftmywallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away. I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And justwhen Iwas thinking about putting an end tomy life, you show up and drinkmypoison. Todays quiz 1. TheVirgin on theRocks is thework ofwhich artist? 2. Inwhich year didMargaret Thatcher becomeBritish PrimeMinister? 3. What is the study of lakes and other bodies of freshwater? 4. In the humanbody,which vitamin helps the blood to clot? 5. Which English poetwas buried upright in Londons Westminster Abbey in 1637? ANSWERS: 1. Leonardo Da Vinci; 2. 1979; 3. Limnology; 4. Vitamin K; 5. Ben Johnson.


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