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The Northern Territory news Fri 18 Nov 2011

Details:

Title

The Northern Territory news Fri 18 Nov 2011

Other title

NT news

Collection

The Northern Territory news; NewspaperNT

Date

2011-11-18

Description

This publication contains may contain links to external sites. These external sites may no longer be active.

Language

English

Subject

Community newspapers -- Northern Territory -- Darwin; Australian newspapers -- Northern Territory -- Darwin

Publisher name

Nationwide News Pty. Limited

Place of publication

Darwin

Use

Copyright. Made available by the publisher under licence.

Copyright owner

Nationwide News Pty. Limited

License

https://www.legislation.gov.au/Series/C1968A00063

Parent handle

https://hdl.handle.net/10070/236154

Citation address

https://hdl.handle.net/10070/643046

Page content

www.ntnews.com.au Friday, November 18, 2011. NT NEWS. 39 P U B : NTNE-WS-DA-TE:18-NGE:39 CO-LO-R: C-M Y-K ntnews.com.aul l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l COMICS AND TV Zits Insanity Streak Snake Tales Swamp 1 8 1 1 1 1 Start the day with a laugh A REAL man is awomans best friend. Hewill never stand her up and never let her down. Hewill reassure herwhen she feels insecure and comfort her after a bad day. Hewill inspire her to do things she never thought possible, to livewithout fear. Hewill enable her to express her deepest emotions and give in to hermost intimate desires. Hewill make sure she feels like themost beautifulwoman in the roomand enable her to be themost confident, sexy, seductive . . . No,wait . . . sorry . . . thats vodka. TONY was nine and stayingwith his grandma. Hed been playing outside whenhe came in and asked: Grandma,whats it calledwhen twopeople sleep in the same room and one is on top of the other? She decided to tell him the truth. Its called sexual intercourse. Tony said OK andwent back outside. A fewminutes later, he returned and said: It isnt sexual intercourse. Its bunk beds. And Jimmysmum wants to talk to you! Todays quiz 1. Hidrosis is themedical term forwhich bodily function? 2. What are author J.R.R. Tolkiens first names? 3. What type of animal is Sooty the Bears girlfriend Soo? 4. Inwhich citywas tennis playerMartinaNavratilova born? 5. What is the title of the humorous country song released byAustralian singer SlimDusty in 1957, the first Australian single to go gold? ANSWERS: 1. Sweating; 2. John Ronald Reuel ; 3. Panda; 4. Prague; 5. A Pub With No Beer.


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