Territory Stories

The Northern Territory news Sat 10 Sep 2011

Details:

Title

The Northern Territory news Sat 10 Sep 2011

Other title

NT news

Collection

The Northern Territory news; NewspaperNT

Date

2011-09-10

Description

This publication contains may contain links to external sites. These external sites may no longer be active.

Language

English

Subject

Community newspapers -- Northern Territory -- Darwin; Australian newspapers -- Northern Territory -- Darwin

Publisher name

Nationwide News Pty. Limited

Place of publication

Darwin

Use

Copyright. Made available by the publisher under licence.

Copyright owner

Nationwide News Pty. Limited

License

https://www.legislation.gov.au/Series/C1968A00063

Parent handle

https://hdl.handle.net/10070/235158

Citation address

https://hdl.handle.net/10070/650225

Page content

36 NT NEWS. Saturday, September 10, 2011. www.ntnews.com.au P U B : N T N E W S D A T E : 1 0 -S E P -2 0 1 1 P A G E : 3 6 C O L O R : C M Y K ntnews.com.aul l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l COMICS AND TV Zits Insanity Streak Snake Tales Swamp 1 0 0 9 1 1 Start the day with a laugh A PIRATE walks into a bar with a steeringwheel emerging fromhis fly. The bartender askswhy it is there, towhich the pirate replies: Yar, I do not knowmyself, but its been drivingmenuts. A UNI graduate is applying for a part-time job to help with his postgraduate course fees. He applies to work in a supermarket and gets the job. The first day, themanager tells him to sweep the floor, towhich the graduate is furious and shouts: Hey,mate, dont you know that I have several degrees in various areas of science and after seven years of going to university you askme to sweep the floor? Themanager replies: Oh, sorry. I didnt know.Here, passme the broomand Ill showyouhow to sweep. MY SON decided to go into business on a shoestring, said Sal. He has tripled his investment, but hes still not satisfied, can you believe it? Why not? asked his buddy Lance. Because he cant think of anything to dowith three shoestrings. Todays quiz 1. CarlosMenemwasmade president ofwhich South American country in July 1989? 2. WhoplayedDannyOcean in the 1960 filmOceans Eleven? 3. Abroommade of twigs tied round a stick is called awhat? 4. Potomology is the scientific study ofwhat? 5. AGurdwara is a place of worship inwhich religion? ANSWERS: 1. Argentina; 2. Frank Sinatra; 3. Besom; 4. Rivers; 5. Sikhism.