The Northern Territory news Thu 21 Apr 2011
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2011-04-21
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www.ntnews.com.au Thursday, April 21, 2011. NT NEWS. 21 P U B : N T N E W S D A T E : 2 1 -A P R -2 0 1 1 P A G E : 2 1 C O L O R : C M Y K COMICS AND TV l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l ntnews.com.au Zits Insanity Streak Snake Tales Swamp 2 1 0 4 1 1 Start the day with a laugh A FROG telephones the Psychic Hotline for advice. The psychic tells him: You are going tomeet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you. The frog is thrilled. Great! Will I meet her at a party? No, says the psychic. In her biology class. EARLY onemorning, a motherwent in towake her son. Wake up, son. Its time to go to school! Butwhy,Mum? I dont want to go. Giveme two reasonswhy you dontwant to go. Well, the kids hateme for one, and the teachers hateme too. Oh, thats no reason not to go to school. Comeon nowand get ready. Giveme two reasonswhy I should go to school. Well, for one, youre 52 years old. And for another, youre the principal. YOUNG son: Dad, I heard that in someparts of the world aman doesnt know hiswife until hemarries her. Dad: That happens in every country, son. Todays quiz 1.Which 1954 filmwon Marlon Brando his first best actor award? 2. Inwhich 1960s British sitcomwould you see a horse calledHercules? 3. Inwhich kids showdid LittleWeed appear? 4. Who sang I Could be So Good for You, the closing theme tune toMinder? 5. Inwhich 1968 film did CharltonHeston play an astronaut stumbling across the toppled figure of the Statue of Liberty on a beach? ANSWERS: 1. On the Waterfront; 2. Steptoe and Son; 3. The Flower Pot Men; 4. Dennis Waterman; 5. Planet of the Apes.