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The Northern Territory news Wed 2 Feb 2011

Details:

Title

The Northern Territory news Wed 2 Feb 2011

Other title

NT news

Collection

The Northern Territory news; NewspaperNT

Date

2011-02-02

Description

This publication contains may contain links to external sites. These external sites may no longer be active.

Language

English

Subject

Community newspapers -- Northern Territory -- Darwin; Australian newspapers -- Northern Territory -- Darwin

Publisher name

Nationwide News Pty. Limited

Place of publication

Darwin

Use

Copyright. Made available by the publisher under licence.

Copyright owner

Nationwide News Pty. Limited

License

https://www.legislation.gov.au/Series/C1968A00063

Parent handle

https://hdl.handle.net/10070/230685

Citation address

https://hdl.handle.net/10070/670702

Page content

www.ntnews.com.au Wednesday, February 2, 2011. NT NEWS. 27 P U B : N T N E W S D A T E : 2 -F E B -2 0 1 1 P A G E : 2 7 C O L O R : C M Y K ntnews.com.aul l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l COMICS AND TV Zits Insanity Streak Snake Tales Swamp 0 2 0 2 1 1 Start the day with a laugh TWO menare standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up. Awoman walks by and askswhat they are doing. One of themen replies: Were supposed to be finding the height of this flagpole, butwe dont have a ladder. Thewoman takes a spanner fromher bag, loosens a fewbolts and lays the flagpole down. She gets a tapemeasure out of her pocket, takes somemeasurements and says it is 5.6 metres. Then shewalks off. As she disappears, one man says to the other: Isnt that just like a woman!Weneed the height and she gives us the length! A LITTLE girl camehome from school and said: Mummy, today Iwas punished for something I didnt do. Themother said: Thats terrible! Im going to have a talkwith your teacher about this.Whatwas it that you didnt do? The little girl replied: My homework. Todays quiz 1.What is theAfrican antelopewhosemale of the species have lyre-shaped horns? 2. What is the lair of a fox? 3. What colour is the cross on the national flag of Finland? 4. Controversial singer Brian HughWarner is better known bywhich name (also his band name), a combination borrowed from two famous real American people? 5. According to the Bible, in which river did Pharaohs daughter find the babyMoses in a basket? ANSWERS: 1. Impala; 2. Earth; 3. Blue; 4. Marilyn Manson (Marilyn Monroe and convicted killer Charles Manson); 5. River Nile.


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