Territory Stories

The Northern Territory news Sat 6 Nov 2010

Details:

Title

The Northern Territory news Sat 6 Nov 2010

Other title

NT news

Collection

The Northern Territory news; NewspaperNT

Date

2010-11-06

Description

This publication contains may contain links to external sites. These external sites may no longer be active.

Language

English

Subject

Community newspapers -- Northern Territory -- Darwin; Australian newspapers -- Northern Territory -- Darwin

Publisher name

Nationwide News Pty. Limited

Place of publication

Darwin

File type

application/pdf

Use

Copyright. Made available by the publisher under licence.

Copyright owner

Nationwide News Pty. Limited

License

https://www.legislation.gov.au/Series/C1968A00063

Parent handle

https://hdl.handle.net/10070/225281

Citation address

https://hdl.handle.net/10070/681259

Page content

38 NT NEWS. Saturday, November 6, 2010. www.ntnews.com.au P U B : N T N E W S D A T E : 6 -N O V -2 0 1 0 P A G E : 3 8 C O L O R : C M Y K COMICS AND TV l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l ntnews.com.au Zits Insanity Streak Snake Tales Swamp 0 6 1 1 1 0 Start the day with a laugh A WOMAN was standing in the kitchen, preparing the usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only the T-shirt that she normally slept in. As her husbandwalked into the kitchen, almost awake, she turned to him and said softly: Youve got tomake love tome this verymoment! The husbands eyes lit up, suddenly hewas completely awake. Quick, she said urgently. Make love tomenow. Notwanting to lose the moment, he embraced her and then gave it his all; right there on the kitchen table. Afterwards she said: Thanks, and returned to the stove, her T-shirt still around her neck. Happy, but a little puzzled, the husband asked: What was that all about? She explained, The egg timers broken. HOW is Colonel Sanders like the typicalmale? All hes concernedwith is legs, breasts and thighs. WHY did Dorothy get lost in Oz? She had threemen giving her directions. Todays quiz 1. According to Forbes magazines 2010 listings, whowas the highest earning dead celebrity? 2. If something is fluviatile, it is produced or foundwhere? 3. TheUKGlastonburymusic festival was originally known bywhat name, taken froma nearby village? 4. Which instrument did Stephane Grappelli play? 5. Kampala is the capital of which country? ANSWERS: 1. Yves Saint Laurent; 2. River; 3. Pilton Festival; 4. Violin; 5. Uganda.


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