Territory Stories

The Northern Territory news Tue 20 Jul 2010

Details:

Title

The Northern Territory news Tue 20 Jul 2010

Other title

NT news

Collection

The Northern Territory news; NewspaperNT

Date

2010-07-20

Description

This publication contains may contain links to external sites. These external sites may no longer be active.

Language

English

Subject

Community newspapers -- Northern Territory -- Darwin; Australian newspapers -- Northern Territory -- Darwin

Publisher name

Nationwide News Pty. Limited

Place of publication

Darwin

File type

application/pdf

Use

Copyright. Made available by the publisher under licence.

Copyright owner

Nationwide News Pty. Limited

License

https://www.legislation.gov.au/Series/C1968A00063

Parent handle

https://hdl.handle.net/10070/222288

Citation address

https://hdl.handle.net/10070/691607

Page content

www.ntnews.com.au Tuesday, July 20, 2010. NT NEWS. 29 P U B : N T N E W S D A T E : 2 0 -J U L -2 0 1 0 P A G E : 2 9 C O L O R : C M Y K ntnews.com.aul l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l COMICS AND TV 2 0 0 7 1 0 Zits Insanity Streak Snake Tales Swamp Start the day with a laugh PLEASEkeepyourdog besideyou,sir,awoman saidcrosslytotheman sittingoppositetoheron thebenchatthepark. Ican feelafleainmyshoe. Midnight,comehere, repliedtheman.This womanhasfleas. AN ENGINEER,a mathematician,anda physicistwerestanding aroundtheuniversity flagpolewhenanEnglish professorwanderedby. Whatareyoudoing? heasked. Weneedtoknowthe heightoftheflagpole, saidone, andwere discussingtheformulas wemightuseto calculateit. Watch!saidtheEnglish professor. Hepulledthepolefromits fitting, laiditonthegrass, borrowedatapemeasure andsaid, Exactly24feet. Thenhereplacedthepole andwalkedaway. Englishprofessor!sneers themathematician, We askhimfortheheight,and hegivesusthelength. A WOMANatadepartment storeasksaclerk: Willyou helpmeout,please? Certainly, justgothrough thatdoorrepliedtheclerk. Todays quiz 1.TheacronymFMCGstands forwhatinrelationtothe retail industry? 2.Ahi-hat ispartofwhich musical instrument? 3.Whowonthe2009German FormulaOneGrandPrix? 4. Alltheworldsastage,and allthemenandwomenmerely players, isfromwhich Shakespeareplay? 5.RockHudsonappearedwith whichsingingstarinthe moviesSendMeNoFlowers andPillowTalk? ANSWERS: 1. Fast Moving Consumer Goods; 2. Drums; 3. Mark Webber; 4. As You Like It ; 5. Doris Day