The Northern Territory news Tue 20 Jul 2010
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2010-07-20
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www.ntnews.com.au Tuesday, July 20, 2010. NT NEWS. 29 P U B : N T N E W S D A T E : 2 0 -J U L -2 0 1 0 P A G E : 2 9 C O L O R : C M Y K ntnews.com.aul l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l COMICS AND TV 2 0 0 7 1 0 Zits Insanity Streak Snake Tales Swamp Start the day with a laugh PLEASEkeepyourdog besideyou,sir,awoman saidcrosslytotheman sittingoppositetoheron thebenchatthepark. Ican feelafleainmyshoe. Midnight,comehere, repliedtheman.This womanhasfleas. AN ENGINEER,a mathematician,anda physicistwerestanding aroundtheuniversity flagpolewhenanEnglish professorwanderedby. Whatareyoudoing? heasked. Weneedtoknowthe heightoftheflagpole, saidone, andwere discussingtheformulas wemightuseto calculateit. Watch!saidtheEnglish professor. Hepulledthepolefromits fitting, laiditonthegrass, borrowedatapemeasure andsaid, Exactly24feet. Thenhereplacedthepole andwalkedaway. Englishprofessor!sneers themathematician, We askhimfortheheight,and hegivesusthelength. A WOMANatadepartment storeasksaclerk: Willyou helpmeout,please? Certainly, justgothrough thatdoorrepliedtheclerk. Todays quiz 1.TheacronymFMCGstands forwhatinrelationtothe retail industry? 2.Ahi-hat ispartofwhich musical instrument? 3.Whowonthe2009German FormulaOneGrandPrix? 4. Alltheworldsastage,and allthemenandwomenmerely players, isfromwhich Shakespeareplay? 5.RockHudsonappearedwith whichsingingstarinthe moviesSendMeNoFlowers andPillowTalk? ANSWERS: 1. Fast Moving Consumer Goods; 2. Drums; 3. Mark Webber; 4. As You Like It ; 5. Doris Day