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The Northern Territory news Thu 13 May 2010



The Northern Territory news Thu 13 May 2010

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Community newspapers -- Northern Territory -- Darwin; Australian newspapers -- Northern Territory -- Darwin

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Nationwide News Pty. Limited

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www.ntnews.com.au Northern Territory News, Thursday, May 13, 2010 23 P U B : NTNE-WS-DA-TE:13-GE:23 CO-LO-R: C-M Y-K COMICS, BRAIN-BENDERS AND TELEVISION A MAN entered a bar with his dog. He went up to the bar and asked for a drink. The bartender said: You cant bring that dog in here! The guy, without missing a beat, said: This is my seeing-eye dog. Oh man, the bartender said, Im sorry, here, the first ones on me. The man took his drink and went to a table near the door. Another guy walked in the bar with a chihuahua. The first guys saw him, stopped him and said: You cant bring that dog in here unless you tell him its a seeing-eye dog. The second man graciously thanked the first man and continued to the bar. He asked for a drink. The bartender said: Hey, you cant bring that dog in here! The second man replied: This is my seeing-eye dog. The bartender said: No, I dont think so. They do not have chihuahuas as seeingeye dogs. The man paused for a half-second and replied What?!?! They gave me a Chihuahua?!? QUIZ 1. HOW many notes are there in a musical scale? 2. HOW many prime numbers are there between 10 and 20? 3. WHAT was the call sign used by Tom Cruise in Top Gun? 4. THEORETICALLY, what is the minimum number of strokes a player needs to make to win a set at tennis? 5. WHAT was Michael Jacksons middle name? ANSWERS: 1. Eight; 2. Four (11, 13, 17 and 19); 3. Maverick; 4. 12; 5. Joseph. MUDDY RIVER INSANITY STREAK SNAKE TALES SWAMP 1 3 0 5 1 0