Territory Stories

The Northern Territory news Tue 5 Jan 2010

Details:

Title

The Northern Territory news Tue 5 Jan 2010

Other title

NT news

Collection

The Northern Territory news; NewspaperNT

Date

2010-01-05

Description

This publication contains may contain links to external sites. These external sites may no longer be active.

Language

English

Subject

Community newspapers -- Northern Territory -- Darwin; Australian newspapers -- Northern Territory -- Darwin

Publisher name

Nationwide News Pty. Limited

Place of publication

Darwin

File type

application/pdf

Use

Copyright. Made available by the publisher under licence.

Copyright owner

Nationwide News Pty. Limited

License

https://www.legislation.gov.au/Details/C2019C00042

Parent handle

https://hdl.handle.net/10070/216196

Citation address

https://hdl.handle.net/10070/710265

Page content

www.ntnews.com.au Northern Territory News, Tuesday, January 5, 2010 29 P U B : N T N E W S D A T E : 5 -J A N -2 0 1 0 P A G E : 2 9 C O L O R : C M Y K COMICS, BRAIN-BENDERS AND TELEVISION THIS guy was serving a life sentence in solitary and he was about to go out of his mind, so one day he saw this little ant crawling across the floor. Ive got the rest of my life, he thought, so I could train this little ant and, at the same time. give me something to do and relieve the stress. So he started teaching the little ant. Many years went by and with the help of courses and lessons he had got in the mail he taught the little ant all about law. The little ant got so good at his new trade that he got the man freed. When the papers heard his story they went wild. As they left the prison, the man asked, What do you want to do? I would like to go to a bar like you told me so much about, answered the little ant. So off they went to find a bar. In the bar the man started drinking and, feeling good, he started pestering the barman. Do you know who I am? he asked the bartender, No, I dont, said the bartender. Im the man who the papers have been writing so much about. Still dont know you, said the bartender. So he took the little ant out of the box and sat him on the bar. You see that little ant there on the bar? I sure do, and with his thumb the bartender squashed the ant and said, How the hell did that get here? I just exterminated the place! QUIZ 1. WHAT is the longest nerve in the human body? 2. WHAT type of fruit is a Jargonelle? 3. HOW many players in total are bound together from both sides in forming a rugby union scrum? 4. WHO was the last surviving of the literary Bronte sisters? 5. IN A theatre what is the job of a visagiste? ANSWERS: 1. Sciatic nerve; 2. Pear; 3. Sixteen; 4. Charlotte; 5. Make-up artist MUDDY RIVER INSANITY STREAK SNAKE TALES SWAMP 0 5 0 1 1 0