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The Northern Territory news Tue 22 Dec 2009



The Northern Territory news Tue 22 Dec 2009

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Community newspapers -- Northern Territory -- Darwin; Australian newspapers -- Northern Territory -- Darwin

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Nationwide News Pty. Limited

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www.ntnews.com.au Northern Territory News, Tuesday, December 22, 2009 35 P U B : N T N E W S D A T E : 2 2 -D E C -2 0 0 9 P A G E : 3 5 C O L O R : C M Y K COMICS, BRAIN-BENDERS AND TELEVISION A WOMAN rushes into a hardware store and says, Can I have a mouse trap, please? And will you be quick? Ive a bus to catch. Sorry, mam, says the assistant, we dont sell em that big! A PASSENGER train is creeping along, slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A passenger sees a conductor walking by outside. Whats going on? she yells out the window. Cow on the track! replies the conductor. Ten minutes later, the train resumes its slow pace. Within five minutes, however, it stops again. The woman sees the same conductor walk again. She leans out the window and yells, What happened? Did we catch up with the cow again? THREE rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness. The first says, Im so tough, once I ate a whole bagful of rat poison! The second says, Well Im so tough, once I was caught in a rat trap and I bit it apart! Then the third rat gets up and says, Later guys, Im off home to harass the cat. QUIZ 1. IN WHICH ocean is Hawaii? 2. HOW many strings does a violin have? 3. WHICH planet is the fifth from the sun? 4. WHICH chemical element is represented by the symbol N? 5. IN which country is Mount Everest? ANSWERS: 1. The Pacific; 2. Four; 3. Jupiter; 4. Nitrogen; 5. Nepal MUDDY RIVER INSANITY STREAK SNAKE TALES SWAMP 0 8 1 2 0 9