Territory Stories

The Northern Territory news Sat 12 Dec 2009

Details:

Title

The Northern Territory news Sat 12 Dec 2009

Other title

NT news

Collection

The Northern Territory news; NewspaperNT

Date

2009-12-12

Description

This publication contains may contain links to external sites. These external sites may no longer be active.

Language

English

Subject

Community newspapers -- Northern Territory -- Darwin; Australian newspapers -- Northern Territory -- Darwin

Publisher name

Nationwide News Pty. Limited

Place of publication

Darwin

File type

application/pdf

Use

Copyright. Made available by the publisher under licence.

Copyright owner

Nationwide News Pty. Limited

License

https://www.legislation.gov.au/Series/C1968A00063

Parent handle

https://hdl.handle.net/10070/215569

Citation address

https://hdl.handle.net/10070/711569

Page content

www.ntnews.com.au Northern Territory News, Saturday, December 12, 2009 51 P U B : N T N E W S D A T E : 1 2 -D E C -2 0 0 9 P A G E : 5 1 C O L O R : K COMICS, BRAIN-BENDERS AND TELEVISION ONCE upon a time, there was a cat that died. When she got to heaven, God asked her how she liked being on earth. She told the Lord that it was awful she had to sleep in cold back alleys, where there was no food and life was hard. God told her that he was sorry it had turned out that way but here, in heaven, she would be happy and He would give her the most comfortable, warm pillow to sleep on. The cat lay down upon the pillow and was happy. A few days later, about a dozen mice came to heaven together and God asked them how they had liked earth. The earth was no better for them than it was the cat. They explained to God that it was tough and exhausting and their feet were worn out from always running from cats and dogs and people. God felt bad for the mice and decided to give them roller-skates. One day, God sees the cat again and asked her how she liked heaven. She explained that it was absolutely wonderful. The pillow he gave her was the most comfortable place that she had ever slept on, but even better than the pillow was the meals on wheels. QUIZ 1. WHAT is the name of the original yellow Wiggle? 2. IF YOU were walking down the Magnificent Mile of Michigan Ave, not far from Lake Michigan itself, in which US city would you be? 3. WHAT black metal gave blacksmiths their name? 4. WHICH planet takes 248 years to travel around the sun? 5. RACHEL McAdams and Ryan Gosling starred in which 2004 weepy movie? ANSWERS: 1. Greg Page; 2. Chicago; 3. Iron; 4. Pluto; 5. The Notebook. MUDDY RIVER INSANITY STREAK SNAKE TALES SWAMP 0 8 1 2 0 9


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