The Northern Territory news Fri 14 Jun 2013
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2013-06-14
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www.ntnews.com.au Friday, June 14, 2013. NT NEWS. 49 P U B : NTNE-WS-DA-TE:14-JGE:49 CO-LO-R: C-M Y-K ntnews.com.aul l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l COMICS AND TV Zits Insanity Streak Snake Tales Swamp 1 4 0 6 1 3 Start the day with a laugh AN elderlymanwas going to bedwhenhiswife told himhed left the light on in the shed. He opened the back door to go and turn it off, but sawpeople in the shed stealing things. He phoned the police,who asked: Is someone in your house? He replied: No, but people are inmy shed stealing things. The police dispatcher said: All patrols are busy. Lock your doors and an officerwill be alongwhen one is available. Theman said, OK. He hung up and counted to 30. Then he phoned the police again and said: Hello, I just called a few seconds ago because therewere people stealing things frommy shed.Well, you dont have toworry about themnowbecause I just shot and killed themboth, the dogs are eating them right now. He hung up. Withinminutes six police cars, a chopper, two fire trucks and an ambulance showedup and caught the burglars red-handed. A policeman said to the old man: I thought you said youd shot them! He replied: I thought you said therewas nobody available! Todays quiz 1. Howmany red stripes are there on the national flag of Thailand? 2. A dibatag is what type of animal? 3.Howmany points does the Star of David have? 4. In January 1970, Diana Ross and The Supremes performed their farewell concert together atwhich Las Vegas hotel? 5.Alliumphobia is the fear of which herb? ANSWERS: 1. Two; 2. Gazelle; 3. Six; 4. FrontierHotel; 5. Garlic.